Saturday, February 16, 2008

www.jonwritesforthescreen.com

Not that it really makes sense to post this since, if you're reading this, you've obviously already found the page, but I now officially own the domain http://www.jonwritesforthescreen.com/

So tell your friends, tell your mom, tell your dad-- tell anyone who will listen to the news-- I'm legit. There is no longer a need to type that pesky ".blogspot" part anymore.

I feel more important already.


Lost Season 4, Episode 3: "The Economist"


This week's episode was okay. Here is what I took away from it--

1.) Sayid is one of the "Oceanic 6." That's weird. I thought for sure I knew who they were going to be. I was wrong.

2.) I have to say-- some of the story is getting a little convoluted. When I saw that Sayid was "working" for Ben I immediately thought, "Christ, I hope they've got this all thought out." I don't know-- I hate to sound like one of the detractors, but I would like a few answers every now and again.

3.) The way Sayid's hair looked when he showed up for that date was ridiculous. He looked like a bearded woman. With those lustrous locks, he could be doing Pantene commercials-- no joke.

4.) I don't like the whole Locke's group vs. Jack's group storyline. I don't think it's working, mainly because of things like Sawyer holding Kate captive in that bedroom. Everything we've learned about Sawyer would lead me to believe that he would tell Locke to eat shit before he went against Kate. It just didn't seem to work for me.

5.) The promo clip for net week's show was bad. Usually ABC sells the next episode like it's the best thing we'll ever see. The commercial for next week's show was just very bland.

From what I've read, the 6th episode this season will be a so-called "world-changer" (that is, the world of Lost and the island). So I guess that is something to look forward to.

We'll see...

Thursday, February 14, 2008

Ain't life grand?


While posting last night I happened to catch a glimpse of my hit counter at the bottom of the page. To my surprise and delight, I have now had over a thousand hits on my blog! Thanks to anyone who stops by and checks it out on a regular basis. I promise I'll try to keep up on the posting regularly -- someday.

I should mention, about 993 of those hits are probably from me looking at the page myself. Just FYI.

Wednesday, February 13, 2008

Why'd I buy that?

This is the first in what will surely be a series of posts about the many DVD's that are in my collection for which I have no defense. Maybe it was a cheap 3-for-$10 at Blockbuster, or maybe I had some extra cash that I wanted to burn, but there are just a few titles that every time I see them I ask myself, "Why did I buy that?" Hell, with the ever ballooning size of my DVD collection (about 650 now), I guess by the law of averages I'm bound to own a few bombs, right?

The first entry is the 2007 Michael Bay clunker "Transformers."


I own this film, and what's worse-- I purchased it sight unseen. I know that sounds ridiculous, but I figured it had to be a decent popcorn film, and it's got really spiffy DVD art, to boot. Hell, picking it up for only $18-- I figured I'd gotten a deal. I figured wrong. The film is a boring mish-mash of bad acting, typical bombastic Michael Bay action and technically incredible-yet-visually confusing special effects. After watching the film, and all of the not-so-special features, I found myself asking, "That's the movie that made all that money last summer? Really?"

Beyond the film's effects, and the slight tinge of nostalgia I felt for the franchise, there just isn't much else to be had. The only positive I can find in all of this is that I didn't spring the extra $15 for the HD-DVD version, considering how that format looks to be doing.

I guess the lesson to be learned here is-- when you spend an entire summer purposely avoiding a certain blockbuster, steer clear of it on DVD, regardless of how enticing the packaging may be.

Embarrassment Factor: 2 out of 5

Next time: Some television shows from childhood were awesome back then because you were a child, but not so much when you drop $34.99 per season on them.

Monday, February 11, 2008

R.I.P. Roy Scheider

Veteran actor Roy Scheider died today-- that's right, Police Chief Brody has died. He'd been suffereing from multiple myeloma (Cancer) and passed away at the age of 75.

While I obviously loved "Jaws", Sheider had a rather good filmography otherwise, as well. "The French Connection", "All that Jazz" and later "RKO 281", "Seaquest" and don't forget his turn as a Russian Mob Kingpin in "Third Watch." All good stuff.

Not much more to say, other than it sucks when people die. I guess they'll have to re-edit the "In Memoriam" montage for the Oscars this year.

In honor of the man himself, here is the original trailer for the film for which he will always be known-- "Jaws." What an absolutely fantastic film! Enjoy.



Friday, February 8, 2008

Lost Season 4, Episode 2: "Confirmed Dead"


I'll keep this short and sweet. Last night's episode was decent, if a bit scattered, because it was telling 4 different new character backstories. Here are the things I noticed:

1.) The guy who plays Miles, one of the helicopter crew, is a terrible actor. His name is Ken Leung and his performance was probably the weak point of the episode last night.

2.) Jeremy Davies is completely proving me correct. So far, he is portraying his typical, loopy, oddball character. I was hoping he would go completely against type and be the bad-ass. Then again, you never know what the writers have up their sleeve... maybe he's just biding his time. We'll see.

3.) I'm going to go ahead and say that we shouldn't read too much into the fact that Miles is a "ghost hunter." I think that is a typical red herring for the writers to throw out and make people say "Hey, aybe everyone on the Island are ghosts!" No-- they're not. Remember, they are not there to save the Oceanic survivors. If he is there to talk to anyone, it would be an Island native.... maybe Jacob?

4.) Ben neds to be hog tied and gagged. Apparently the Losties haven't realized that he is not to be trusted yet. That just smacked of sloppy writing to me... How would they have let him possibly get near that gun, let alone shoot someone?

It's always hard to get used to a new season, because I like the older seasons so much... but for the amount of new information they are bringing in to the show, the show really is maintaining a high level of quality. I'm glad to say that it looks like the writers strike may be nearing an end, so hopefully production will resume on "Lost" so we'll get the full 16 episode run, instead of the 8 they have finished as of now.

Until next week...

Tuesday, February 5, 2008

DVD Review: "The Brood"

David Cronenberg has been one of my favorite directors over the past few years. I've enjoyed the new direction of his work as of late, but I'd always felt like my knowledge of his impressive resume of films was seriously lacking. In an attempt to rectify this, I picked up his 1979 film "The Brood." Markedly different from his more recent films, the movie is an unsettling little ditty about a custody battle, a new brand of psychiatry and, well, inhuman, murderous dwarves.

The story is about Frank Carveth, a man whose wife is undergoing treatment in an experimental psychiatric therapy called psychoplasmics. Her psychiatrist has developed the radical new form of therapy in an effort to help his patients release years of pent up rage. The result of treatment is a physical manifestation of the anger which shows up in some patients as bodily sores, others as metastatic cancer, and in the case of Carveth's wife, it literally takes on a life of its own.

When Carveth discovers bruises and scrapes on his daughter after she had spent the weekend with her mother, he decides to investigate what is going on at Dr. Raglan's cult-like treatment facility. What he finds is that even Dr. Raglan didn't anticipate the extent to which Mrs. Carveth's rage would release itself. She need only think about a person whom she wishes bodily harm and her anger is physically borne into the world, in a human-like form that is intent only on seeing her ill will brought to fruition.

Needless to say, this is not your typical custody battle film. It's been described as "Kramer vs. Kramer" meets "Alien." While that may be a tidy way to categorize the film, I believe this one, like most Cronenberg films, defies categorization. We are expected to buy right into the "psychoplasmics" element of the story, even though there isn't in the way of an explanation about it. However, I believe that works in the favor of the film because Carveth is kept away from his wife for the duration of her treatment. In a way, we are discovering information about her treatment along with him, which makes the impact of the ending that much more surreal. And believe me, it is surreal.

While the setup is a bit rushed, and the logistics of the story were never completely explained, the film is still an undeniably creepy and interesting watch. Rumor has it that this film has been tapped for a remake, which seems odd to me. Part of the character of a film is the time in which it was made-- like a true film noir having been made in the 40's or 50's . "The Brood" is a distinctly 1970's film, owing much of it's creepy aesthetic to being a product of that time. Furthermore, do any directors today have big enough cajones to keep the final scene of this film intact? I think not. Stick with the original, you'll be glad (or horrified) that you did.

Score: 3 out of 5

Monday, February 4, 2008

M. Night Shyamalan's "The Happening" Trailer

People have a lot of hate for M. Night Shyamalan. I absolutely do not. Yeah, I think "Lady in the Water" was a miscalculation on his part, and maybe "The Village" wasn't exactly the most original of his works, but what can I say-- I still like the guy. His films are always "event films" for me, and for the most part I like what he does.

His new film "The Happening" is due out soon and, if this trailer is any indication, it looks like it'll be pretty good. It seems he took a bit of a darker path on this one, and considering the film is about a worldwide epidemic of mass suicide, let's hope he went for a hard R, instead of the lame old PG-13.

One point that sticks in my crawl is the tagline: "We've Sensed it, We've seen the Signs, now... It's Happening." It's just way too self-referential and annoying for my taste. Let the film stand on it's own, separate from his others. Also, Shyamalan has reunited with his DP from "Unbreakable", Tak Fujimoto, and it shows that they work well together. Keep an eye out for the shot of the bodies falling off of the roof at the construction site-- that looks incredible.

Here is the trailer, check it out for yourself.

The Happening - Trailer

Friday, February 1, 2008

Lost Season 4, Episode 1: "The Beginning of the End"


Last night marked the season premiere of season 4 of "Lost." I'd have to say it pretty much lived up to the hype. We got a good bit of info about each of the main components from the final episode of Season 3. Here are a few key things I took away from it.

1.) There were only 6 people that "made it off of the island." In the opening flash-forward of this episode Hurley gets arested. When he is being dragged off by the police he yells ot "I'm one of the Oceanic 6!" So Hurley made it off the island, and we know that both Jack and Kate made it as well. So who are the other three of the Oceanic 6? It stands to reason that it would be Claire and Aaron (because of the Desmond vision) and Sawyer. And why only 6? I suppose we'll find out for sure soon. Then again it is "Lost", so maybe not...

2.) Jeremy Davies is the Hollywood go-to "creepy guy", so it seems only fitting that he'd show up on the island. I like the guy, but I really hope that he doesn't fall into his "guy who has lost his mind" routine that we've seen in "Solaris" and "Rescue Dawn", as well as in his television portrayal of Charles Manson.

3.) Jacob, or whever is in that cabin, is pretty damn scary. I really hope to see more of that in the next few episodes.

Overall, episode one was pretty good. I'm definitely still getting used to the whole "flash-forward" thing, but I like what they're doing with it so far. I sincerely hope that the writer's strike ends soon, because I want more than just the 8 episodes that are already in the can.

Score: 4 out of 5

DVD Review: "Saw 4"

Another year, another couple gross-out set pieces, ho hum. At the rate of degradation these sequels are going at, we're about two removed from a direct-to-cable quality film. Director Darren Lynn Bousman does a serviceable job, inasmuch as the film isn't embarrassingly bad. But the logic and the real hook of the film leave much to be desired. Even hardcore fans of the series would have to admit, the same old shtick is getting just a bit tired.

This installment opens with the uber-bad guy "Jigsaw" dead as a doornail. And just in case the gaping wound in his neck isn't proof enough, we're treated to a very realistic (or not, according to my wife), and equally unnecessary autopsy. But, ah, that is where it gets interesting, because "the game is not over yet." Of course not. Jigsaw left one more tape for the film's detectives to figure out-- it was inside of his stomach. The police scramble to figure out who the tape is meant to endanger, while in the meantime a few peripheral characters meet a grisly, bloody demise in true Saw fashion.

I couldn't help but notice that the traps of this film are somewhat anticlimactic. They just didn't have the ingenuity that I've come to expect from these films. In fact, I didn't even understand how a few of them worked. This may be due largely to the fact that much of this film is devoted to a fleshed out backstory for Jigsaw, or John Kramer. This was the part of the film that I found most interesting. This was also the first time that any real amount of screen time was devoted to the man behind the contraptions, and how he came to be the creepy serial killer we all know him as.

I understand that the Saw films make money-- lots of it-- and that's why the films keep getting made. However, in terms of quality, I have to imagine that the films are suffering by rushing to meet the self-imposed requirement of one Saw film per year, every single year. I've enjoyed the series, but I would be lying if I said that they were maintaining any real level of quality. Since Saw 5 has already been greenlit, let's just hope that they are devising a clever way to end the series, or more accurately, put it out of it's misery.

Score: 2 out of 5