Monday, July 30, 2007

Okay, Blockbuster, Who do you think you're kidding?

I went to Blockbuster tonight, obviously to rent a movie. I walked the perimeter of that store looking, no searching, for anything remotely watchable. Now, I'll admit I've probably already seen most of what's good out there currently, but there was a time when I could always find something to bring home. And what's worse is, now they are trying to fool us into renting shitty B movies by dressing them up to look like the big budget films everyone wants to see. Not following? Here is an example...





Yeah. The one on the Left is "Nomad". Could this be any more of a blatant rip-off off the cover art of "300". And the worst part of it all is, the whole row of "Nomad" was rented out! Who the hell is renting this garbage. And the production companies are blatant about this shit. They're not even going to piss on your leg and tell you it's raining- they're just pissing all over you.



Still not getting it? Here's another...

"Transmorphers"... that's just embarrasing. And, do you know what... as a teenager I worked at just about every video store in Northeast Philadelphia and, people are dense enough to actually not realize that this movie ("Transmorphers") is not the one they see advertised in theaters right now ("Transformers").

And just for good measure, here's another...



That's right, the one on the left is "Snakes on a Train", not a Plane. Although, in fairness, "Snakes on a Plane" is a right piece of shit on it's own. But the former is much worse... it is imitation shit. And if you were wondering, This impostor film was all rented out as well.

What are people watching these days.


So, after wasting 25 minutes walking around finding nothing to rent, I left.

I ended up sitting on my couch, bitching in my blog, watching the newest episode of "Hogan Knows Best".

Now, that's what I call time well spent, brother.

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Query-A-Day said...

I find the Hogans to be entertaining! I can't believe the shit that is out there-- hurry up and get something produced, Rocks! Save us!

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