Oscar Results...

Well the Oscars were on tonight. they actually came in on time, and without incident. They were also, umm, boring. Anyway, the highlight of my night was seeing "Once" get the Oscar for Best Song. And the only real shock of the night was on the face of David Bowie look-alike Tilda Swinton's face when she won for Best Supporting Actress. Oh, and Diablo Cody won the Oscar for Best Screenplay-- what a surprise. Did you know that she was a stripper? Wow. How not interesting. Below is a list of all Oscar winners from tonight. Enjoy.

Best Film: No Country for Old Men

Best Supporting Actress: Tilda Swinton (Michael Clayton)

Best Supporting Actor: Javier Bardem (No Country for Old Men)

Best Adapted Screenplay: Joel and Ethan Coen (No Country for Old Men)

Best Actor: Daniel Day-Lewis (There Will Be Blood)

Best Director: Joel and Ethan Coen (No Country for Old Men)

Best Original Screenplay: Diablo Cody (Juno)

Best Costume Design: Elizabeth The Golden Age

Best Animated Feature: Ratatouille

Best Make-Up: La Vie en Rose

Best Visual Effects: The Golden Compass

Best Art Direction: Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street

Best Short Film: Le Mozart des Pickpockets

Best Animated Short: Peter & the Wolf

Best Cinematography: Robert Elswit (There Will Be Blood)

Best Sound Editing: The Bourne Ultimatum

Best Sound Mixing: The Bourne Ultimatum

Best Actress: Marion Cotillard (La Vie en Rose)

Best Film Editing: The Bourne Ultimatum

Best Foreign Language Film: The Counterfeiters (Austria)

Best Original Song: “Falling Slowly” (Once)

Best Original Score: Dario Marianelli (Atonement)

Best Short Documentary: Freeheld

Best Feature Documentary: Taxi to the Dark Side